Little Johnny comes residence from sunday college with a black eye.
His father sees it and says, “Johnny, what number of instances do I’ve to let you know to not struggle with the opposite boys?” “However Dad, it wasn’t my fault.
We had been all in church saying our prayers. All of us stood up and my instructor in entrance of me had her costume within the cr*ck of her b*tt.
I reached over and pulled it out.
That’s when she h*t me!”
“Johnny,” the daddy stated.
“You don’t do these form of issues to ladies.”
Certain sufficient, the very subsequent sunday Johnny got here residence with the opposite eye black and blue.
Johnny’s father stated, “Johnny, I believed we had a chat!”
“However Dad,” Johnny stated, “It wasn’t my fault.
There we had been in church saying our prayers.
All of us stood up and my instructor in entrance of us had her costume within the cr*ck of her b*tt.
Then Louie who was sitting subsequent to me noticed it and he reached over and pulled it out.
Now I do know she doesn’t like this, so I pushed it again in!”
