Man Experiences Lacking Spouse… However Describes His Bike in 4K
Husband: My spouse’s gone lacking. She went procuring yesterday and by no means got here residence!
OFFICER: Age?
Husband: I’m unsure. Round 40. We don’t actually have fun birthdays.
OFFICER: Peak?
Husband: Umm… perhaps a bit over 5 ft.
OFFICER: Weight?
Husband: No concept. Not skinny, not heavy… someplace in between.
OFFICER: Eye shade?
Husband: I believe brown.
OFFICER: Hair shade?
Husband: Modifications a few occasions a 12 months. Most likely darkish brown proper now. I don’t actually keep in mind.
OFFICER: What was she sporting?
Husband: May’ve been pants, perhaps a skirt… or shorts. Truthfully, I’m unsure.
OFFICER: What automobile was she driving?
Husband: She took my motorbike.
OFFICER: What sort of motorbike?
Husband: A 2018 Harley Davidson Highway Glide, Twisted Cherry end, 14-inch ape hangers, Stage 2 improve, Vance & Hines fishtail pipes, Klock Werks windshield, JP Cycles floorboards, freeway pegs, crash bars… (begins sweating and respiration arduous).
OFFICER: Loosen up, sir. Don’t fear. We’ll discover your motorbike…
