Once you notice you’re not a visitor… you’re a product check
A husband walks into his small grocery store after being out all day.
Husband: “Hey… what occurred to that sp*iled ham we couldn’t promote?”
His spouse shrugs.
Spouse: “Oh, the neighbors purchased it.”
The husband pauses.
Husband: “Okay… what about these sausages that acquired chewed on by rats?”
Spouse: “Yeah. Similar neighbors.”
The husband’s smile slowly disappears.
Husband: “And the exp*purple butter from final 12 months?”
Spouse: “They took that too.”
An extended silence.
The husband all of a sudden grabs his head.
His face goes pale.
Husband (shouting):
“WAIT—THEY JUST INVITED ME TO DINNER TONIGHT.”
Beat.
He stares into the space.
💀 FINAL PUNCHLINE
“Bro didn’t simply eat dinner… he participated in stock liquidation.”
