She Mentioned “Sure” Too Rapidly… However For a Very Sensible Purpose
Sooner or later, whereas a seamstress was stitching whereas sitting near a river, her thimble fell into the river.
When she cried out, the Lord appeared and requested, “Why are you crying?”
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water, and she or he wanted the thimble to make her residing.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden thimble. “Is that this your thimble?” the Lord requested.
The seamstress replied, “No.”
The Lord once more went down and got here up with a picket thimble. “Is that this your thimble?” the Lord requested.
Once more, the seamstress replied, “No.”
The Lord went down once more and got here up with a silver thimble. “Is that this your thimble?” the Lord requested.
The seamstress replied, “Sure.”
The Lord was happy with the girl’s honesty and gave her all three thimbles to maintain, and the seamstress went residence blissful.
Someday later, the seamstress was strolling together with her husband alongside the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river.
When she cried out, The Lord once more appeared and requested her, “Why are you crying?”
“Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the water!”
The Lord went down into the water and got here up with Mel Gibson. “Is that this your husband?” the Lord requested.
“Sure.” cried the seamstress.
The Lord was livid. “You lied! That’s an untruth!”
The seamstress replied, “Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It’s a misunderstanding. You see if I had mentioned ‘no’ to Mel Gibson, you’ll have give you Tom
Cruise. Then if I mentioned ‘no’ to him, you’ll have give you my husband. Had I then mentioned ‘sure,’ you’ll have given me all three. Lord, I’m a poor
lady and am not in a position to deal with all three husbands, so THAT’S why I mentioned sure to Mel Gibson.”
