Jim calls in to work and says,
“Hey, boss I not come work in the present day, I actually sick.
I acquired headache, abdomen ache and my legs harm. I not come work.”
The boss says, “You recognize Jim, I actually need you in the present day.
Once I really feel like this I am going to my spouse and inform her give me s*x.
Makes all the things higher and I can go to work. You strive.”
Two hours later Jim calls once more: “Boss, I do what you say and I really feel nice.
I be at work quickly.
You bought good home.”
