Tim had at all times liked the outside.
If he wasn’t searching, he was fishing.
If he wasn’t fishing, he was loading ammunition, cleansing his gear, or planning his subsequent weekend journey.
Then he obtained married.
A number of weeks after the honeymoon, Tim was within the storage rigorously organizing his searching gear for the upcoming season.
His new spouse stood close by, watching quietly.
After an extended silence, she lastly spoke.
“Honey… I’ve been considering.”
Tim smiled.
“Uh-oh… this sounds costly.”
She ignored the joke.
“Now that we’re married, don’t you suppose it’s time to surrender searching, fishing, goal taking pictures, and all these outside hobbies?”
She appeared across the storage.
“Possibly it is best to promote the weapons… and the boat too.”
Tim slowly turned towards her with a glance of disbelief.
She frowned.
“What? Why are you me like that?”
He sighed and mentioned,
“You’re beginning to sound precisely like my ex-wife.”
Her eyes widened.
“Your EX-WIFE?!”
“You by no means advised me you have been married earlier than!”
Tim calmly zipped up his gear bag, smiled, and replied,
“I wasn’t.” 😂
