Dad: “Son, for those who inform me the reality, I promise I received’t get offended. Did you break the TV?”
Son: “No, Dad. It was a ghost!”
Dad: “A ghost?! Don’t deceive me! Ghosts don’t exist!”
Son: “Oh, this one undoubtedly does!”
Dad: “Actually?”
Son: “Yep. Actually, he seemed precisely such as you!”
Dad: “What?”
Son: “He was sporting a pink costume and excessive heels whilst you had been at work yesterday.”
Dad: “…”
Son: “He was dancing round the lounge when he tripped and fell straight into the TV!”
Dad all of a sudden began sweating.
“Uh… okay. Perhaps the TV was damaged by a ghost.”
He rapidly pulled out ten {dollars} and handed it to his son.
“Right here. Simply don’t point out something about that… ghost… to your mom, okay?”
The son smiled.
“Positive, Dad.”
Then he added,
“By the way in which, Mother already is aware of.”
Dad practically fainted.
