The Good Theft… or the Good Cowl-Up?
Throughout a r*bb*ry in Guangzhou, China, the financial institution r*bb*r shouted to everybody within the financial institution: “Don’t transfer. The cash belongs to the State. Your l*fe belongs to you.”
Everybody within the financial institution laid down quietly. That is known as “Thoughts Altering Idea” Altering the standard mind-set.
When a woman lay on the desk pr*v*catively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! It is a r*bb*ry and never a r*pe!”
That is known as “Being Skilled” Focus solely on what you’re skilled to do!
When the financial institution r*bb*rs returned dwelling, the youthful r*bb*r (MBA-trained) informed the older r*bb*r (who has solely accomplished Yr 6 in main faculty): “Large brother, let’s depend how a lot we bought.”
The older robber rebutted and mentioned: “You might be very st*pid. There may be a lot cash it is going to take us a very long time to depend. Tonight, the TV information will inform us how a lot we r*bb*d from the financial institution!”
That is known as “Expertise.” These days, expertise is extra essential than paper {qualifications}!
After the r*bb*rs had left, the financial institution supervisor informed the financial institution supervisor to name the police shortly. However the supervisor mentioned to him: “Wait! Allow us to take out $10 million from the financial institution for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we now have beforehand *mb*zzled from the financial institution”.
That is known as “Swim with the tide.” Changing an unfavorable scenario to your benefit!
The supervisor says: “It will likely be good if there’s a r*bb*ry each month.”
That is known as “Killing Boredom.” Private Happiness is extra essential than your job.
The subsequent day, the TV information reported that $100 million was taken from the financial institution. The r*bb*rs counted and counted and counted, however they might solely depend $20 million. The r*bb*rs had been very offended and complained: “We risked our l*ves and solely took $20 million. The financial institution supervisor took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It appears to be like like it’s higher to be educated than to be a th*ef!”
That is known as “Information is price as a lot as gold!”
The financial institution supervisor was smiling and pleased as a result of his losses within the share maager was smiling and pleased as a result of his losses within the share market are actually coated by this r*bb*ry.
That is known as “Seizing the chance.” D*ring to take dangers!
So who’re the true r*bb*rs right here?
