An aged girl determined to take a seat down and have a proper oil portrait painted of herself.
Because the artist arrange his easel, she gave him very particular directions: “I would like you to color me sporting a large 10-carat diamond ring, a shocking emerald necklace, heavy gold bracelets, an outsized ruby brooch, and a diamond-encrusted Rolex watch.”
The artist blinked in confusion, checked out her utterly naked neck and wrists, and replied, “However ma’am, you aren’t really sporting any of these luxurious objects.”
“I’m properly conscious of that,” she smiled wickedly.
“Then why on earth would you like me to color them on you?” the artist requested.
The lady leaned in and whispered, “As a result of I do know for a indisputable fact that if I die earlier than my husband, the outdated idiot will remarry inside a month. I would like his new, younger spouse to spend the remainder of her depressing life going completely insane looking for the place I hid the jewellery!”
