The Mom Superior’s Actual Grievance 🍷😂
A younger nun has been accountable for bookkeeping for the convent’s bills over the previous yr. When the deadline arrives, the Mom Superior calls her into the workplace for a monetary audit. Flipping via the ledger, the Mom Superior frowns at an uncommon expense and asks in a stern voice:
- “Sister Mary, I see a cost right here for a whopping 500 {dollars} beneath the class: ‘Soothing emotional wounds with concentrated pure spring water’. Care to elucidate what on earth that is?”
Sister Mary turns pale, clasps her palms collectively, and stammers:
- “Mom Superior… these are literally 5 bottles of high-end wine I secretly purchased so the opposite sisters and I may have a drink in our room on freezing winter nights… I’m so sorry for utilizing metaphors to sneak it previous you.”
The Mom Superior slams her hand on the desk and yells:
- “This can be a whole outrage! I’m not livid since you sneaked some wine. I’m livid about your sheer selfishness! For an entire yr, each time I walked in to test on you, you ladies pretended to be praying your hearts out, but not a single one in every of you thought to pour me a glass of that ‘concentrated spring water’ to assuage my very own soul from gazing these dry books! Hand over the remaining two bottles proper now!”
