THE NEAR MISS
One night, after the honeymoon, Bob was engaged on his Harley bike within the storage.
His new spouse was standing there by the bench watching him.
After an extended interval of silence she lastly stated, “Honey, I’ve simply been considering, now that we’re married, possibly it’s time you stop spending a lot of your trip right here in your storage.
You in all probability ought to take into account promoting your Harley and all that welding gear; they take up a lot of your time.
And that g*n assortment and fishing gear, they simply take up a lot house. And the boat is such an ongoing expense; and also you hardly use it.
I additionally assume it is best to lose all these silly mannequin airplanes and your property brewing gear…
“And what’s the usage of that classic scorching rod sports activities automobile”
Bob acquired a horrified look on his face.
She observed and stated,
“Darling, what’s unsuitable?”
He replied, “You have been beginning to sound like my ex-wife.”
“Ex-wife!?” she shouted,
“YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!”
Bob replied, “I HAVEN’T BEEN
