The Neighbors Had Larger Issues


One night, my spouse stepped out of the bathe…

Wrapped in nothing however confidence.

She strolled into the bed room utterly bare and checked out me with a critical expression.

“Honey, would you shut the curtains?”

I appeared up from the TV.

“Why?”

She folded her arms.

“As a result of I don’t need the neighbors seeing me like this!”

I smiled.

“Loosen up, sweetheart…”

“If the neighbors see you standing there bare…”

I paused simply lengthy sufficient.

“…they’ll be those dashing to shut their curtains!” 😂