A person walked into the lingerie division at Macy’s and confidently advised the saleswoman, “I’d like to purchase my spouse a Southern Baptist bra, dimension 34B.”
The saleswoman blinked. “A… what sort of bra?”
“A Southern Baptist bra,” he repeated. “My spouse stated you’d know precisely what I imply.”
The saleswoman smiled. “Oh, sure! We don’t get many requests for these anymore. Today, most prospects ask for the Catholic bra, the Salvation Military bra, or the Presbyterian bra.”
Now utterly puzzled, the person requested, “Properly… what’s the distinction?”
The saleswoman replied, “It’s really quite simple.”
“The Catholic bra helps the plenty.”
“The Salvation Military bra lifts the fallen.”
“And the Presbyterian bra retains every thing staunch and upright.”
The person nodded thoughtfully. “That each one is smart…”
After a protracted pause, he sighed. “I’ve a sense I’m going to remorse asking this… however what precisely does the Southern Baptist bra do?”
The saleswoman couldn’t assist however grin.
“Oh, that’s the simple one.”
“It focuses on making mountains out of molehills.”
