A pissed off spouse might by no means get her extremely lazy husband to do something round the home. Each night, he would merely sit on the sofa, watch TV, and utterly ignore the mounting checklist of family repairs.
Sooner or later, the bathroom clogged. When she requested him to take a look at it, he snapped, “What do I seem like? A plumber?” and went again to his present.
The subsequent day, the rubbish disposal broke. When she requested for assist, he growled, “What do I seem like? Mr. Repair-It?”
The next day, the washer utterly broke down. When she begged him to verify it, he roared, “What do I seem like? An equipment technician?”
Lastly, the spouse had had sufficient. The subsequent morning, she referred to as in three separate repairmen to repair the bathroom, the disposal, and the washer.
When the husband got here dwelling that night, he observed every thing was working completely. He frowned anxiously and requested, “Properly, how a lot is all of that going to price us?”
The spouse smiled sweetly. “Truly, honey, they have been very accommodating. They informed me I might both pay them by baking them a cake, or by having intercourse with them.”
The husband gasped, “Properly, what sort of truffles did you bake them?!”
She seemed him lifeless within the eye and replied:
“What do I seem like? Betty Crocker?”
