Three bulls heard the farmer was bringing one other bull onto the farm.
First Bull: “I’ve been right here 5 years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.”
Second Bull: “I’ve been right here three years and have earned my proper to 50 cows. I’m retaining all of my cows.”
Third Bull: “I’ve solely been right here a yr, and to date, …you guys have solely let me have 10 cows. I is probably not as massive as you fellows, however I’m retaining all 10 of my cows.”
Simply then an 18-wheeler pulls up within the pasture carrying the largest Brahman bull they’ve ever seen. At 3,600 lbs, every step he takes strains the metal ramp.
First Bull: “I feel I can spare a number of cows for our new buddy.”
Second Bull: “I even have too many cows to handle. I can spare a number of. I’m actually not in search of an argument.”
They appear over on the third bull and discover him pawing the grime, shaking his horns and snorting.
First Bull: “Son, don’t be silly — let him have a few of your cows and stay to inform about it.”
Third Bull: “He can have all my cows. I’m simply ensuring he is aware of I’m a bull.
