Three Children Are Arguing


At lunch the primary boy says, “My dad is the quickest as a result of he’s a brick layer & when he drops a brick from the fifth flooring he can run to the bottom stage & be there earlier than the brick hits!”

“Not unhealthy,” says the 2nd boy, “However my dad is quicker.”

“He’s an expert archer.

When he shoots an arrow on the bulls-eye he can attain it earlier than the arrow does!”

“That’s fairly quick,” says the third boy, “However not as quick as my previous man.”

“My dad works for the Authorities as a public servant, & when he finishes work at 5pm, he can get house by 2:30pm!”