After having a few glasses of wine at lunch, two aged ladies have been driving residence in a big automobile. Being quick, like many aged ladies are, each might barely see over the dashboard.
As they cruised alongside, they got here to an intersection. The sunshine was crimson… however they drove straight by.
The girl within the passenger seat thought, “I have to be dropping it. I might’ve sworn that was a crimson mild.”
A couple of minutes later – one other crimson mild. And once more, proper by it.
Now nervous, the passenger sat up straighter and paid shut consideration.
On the subsequent crimson mild, they once more drove proper on by!
She turned to her buddy and mentioned,
“Mildred, do you know we simply ran by three crimson lights in a row?! You might have killed us!”
Mildred appeared over and mentioned,
“Oh geez, am I driving?”
