Two drunks are stumbling down the road.


Two drunks are stumbling down the road.

One appears up and says,
“Man… what a gorgeous night time. Have a look at the moon.”

The opposite squints and shakes his head,
“You’re an fool. That’s the solar.”

They begin arguing louder and louder, almost shoving one another.

Simply then, one other man walks by.

“Hey! You there!” they shout.
“Settle this for us. Is that the solar or the moon?”

The third man appears up on the sky… pauses… then appears again at them and says:

“Buddy… I don’t know both.”

They each lean in, determined.

“Why not?!”

He shrugs and goes:

“Sorry, I don’t reside round right here.”