When Invoice turned 65, he determined it was time to retire and revel in life. However after just some months of him being dwelling on a regular basis, his spouse was dropping persistence.
“Invoice, it’s essential to discover a pastime! Be a part of a membership, do one thing—simply get out of the home!” she insisted.
Wanting to maintain the peace, Invoice went out for a number of hours and returned dwelling feeling fairly completed.
“So, what did you do in the present day?” his spouse requested.
“Oh, I went to the park, frolicked with some guys… and guess what? I joined a parachute membership!”
“A what?! Are you out of your thoughts? You’re 65 years outdated, and also you’re leaping out of airplanes?!”
“Yep! Look, they even gave me a membership card!”
His spouse snatched the cardboard from his hand, squinted at it, then gasped.
“Invoice! You fool! This says Prostitute Membership, not Parachute Membership!”
Invoice’s face turned pale. “Oh no… now what do I do? I already signed up for 5 jumps per week!”
