An 80-year-old lady was getting married for the fourth time, and the native newspaper couldn’t resist asking a number of questions.
“Would you thoughts telling us about your earlier husbands?” the reporter requested.
The cheerful bride smiled and mentioned, “Under no circumstances.”
“My first husband was a banker.”
“My second was a circus ringmaster.”
“My third was a preacher.”
“And now, in my eighties, I’m marrying a funeral director.”
The reporter laughed. “These are 4 very completely different careers. Was there a motive in your selections?”
The lady grinned with out lacking a beat.
“After all there was.”
“I married the primary one for the cash…”
“The second for the thrill…”
“The third to assist me prepare…”
She paused simply lengthy sufficient for the reporter to lean in.
Then she smiled and delivered the punchline.
“And the fourth… to take me the remainder of the best way!”
