Married man nearly had an aff.air with one other girl

Married man nearly had an aff.air with one other girl

Married man went into the confessional and stated to his priest;

“I had an aff.air with a girl… nearly.”

The priest says, “What do you imply, nearly?”

The person says, “Effectively, we obtained un/dres/sed and rub.mattress collectively, however then I finished.”

The priest says, “Ru.bbing collectively is identical as placing it in. You’re to not see that girl once more. On your penance, say 5 Hail Marys and put $50 within the poor field.”

The person leaves the confessional, says his prayers, then walks over to the poor field.

He pauses for a second after which begins to go away.

The priest, who was watching, shortly runs over to him saying, “I noticed that, you didn’t put any cash within the poor field!”

The person replied, “Yeah, however I rubbed the $50 on the field, and in response to you, that’s the identical as placing it in!