Indian warrior determined to vary his identify and went to the Registry of BDM (start, de.ath, marriages).
He approaches the counter and talks to the girl on the counter.
Indian: “Howdy miss. I want to change my identify whether it is attainable.”
Girl: “After all, sir, however why would you do this?”
Indian: “Nicely you see my identify is Sharp Arrow Flying Throughout the Subject at Nice Pace Hitting the Bison and the Bison Falls Down Useless. As you see it’s too lengthy and I’m bored with announcing it, I want to change it to one thing shorter.”
Girl: “Alright, sir, so what’s the identify that you just want to change to?
Indian (makes sound with mouth): “Pew.”