A lady goes right into a retailer to purchase a fishing rod and reel.
She doesn’t know which one to get, so she simply grabs one and goes over to the register. A retailer worker is standing there with darkish shades on.
She says, “Excuse me, sir… are you able to inform me something about this rod and reel?”
He says, “Ma’am, I’m blind, however in the event you drop it on the counter, I can inform you all the pieces it is advisable to learn about it from the sound that it makes.”
She didn’t consider him, however dropped it on the counter anyway.
He mentioned, “That’s a 6′ graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. check line… It’s a superb all-around rod and reel, and it’s $20.00.”
She says, “That’s wonderful which you can inform all that simply by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I feel it’s what I’m searching for, so I’ll take it.”
He walks behind the counter to the register. And within the meantime, the girl farts. At first, she is embarrassed, however then realizes that there isn’t any manner he may inform it was her… being blind, he wouldn’t know that she was the one particular person round.
He rings up the sale and says, “That shall be $25.50.”
She says, “However didn’t you say it was $20.00?”
He says, “Sure ma’am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck name is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50!”