A burglar broke right into a home late one evening.
He clicked on his flashlight and began rummaging round for valuables.
All of a sudden, out of the darkish, a voice stated:
“Jesus is aware of you’re right here.”
The burglar almost had a coronary heart assault! He switched off the flashlight and froze. Silence. After a couple of minutes, he shook it off and saved looking.
Then he heard it once more:
“Jesus is watching you.”
Now utterly freaked out, he swung the flashlight beam across the room—till it landed on a parrot sitting in a cage within the nook.
“You stated that?” the burglar hissed.
“Yep,” the parrot replied. “Simply providing you with a heads-up… he’s watching.”
The burglar exhaled in aid.
“Warn me? And who precisely are you purported to be?”
“Moses,” stated the chicken.
“Moses?!” The burglar burst out laughing. “Who on earth names their parrot Moses?”
The parrot tilted his head and answered calmly:
“The identical individuals who named their Rottweiler Jesus.”
