I just lately picked a brand new major care physician. After two visits and a bunch of lab checks, he checked out me and stated, “You’re doing pretty nicely to your age.”
A bit of involved, I couldn’t assist however ask, “Doc, do you suppose I’ll make it to 80?”
He paused and requested, “Nicely, do you smoke or drink?”
“Oh no, by no means!” I replied.
“Do you eat rib-eye steaks or barbecue?”
“Nope! I’ve heard crimson meat isn’t wholesome.”
“Do you spend time open air? Golf, crusing, mountain climbing?”
“No, I choose to remain inside.”
“Do you gamble, drive quick automobiles, or, … idiot round?”
“Completely not!”
The physician stared at me for a second, then stated:
“Then why do you care when you dwell to be 80?”
