The day after her husband disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage girl answered her door to seek out two grim-faced Alaska
State Troopers.
“We’re sorry Mrs. Wilkens, however now we have some details about your husband,” stated one trooper…
“Inform me! Did you discover him?” Mrs. Wilkens requested.
The troopers checked out one another.
One stated, “We now have some dangerous information, some excellent news, and a few actually nice information. Which do you wish to hear first?”
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mrs. Wilkens stated, “Give me the dangerous information first.”
The trooper stated, “I’m sorry to let you know, Ma’am, however this morning we discovered your husband’s physique in Kachemak Bay.”
“Oh my God!” announceMrs. Wilkens. Swallowing onerous, she requested, “What’s the excellent news?”
The trooper continued, “After we pulled him up, he had 8 twenty-five pound king crabs and 4 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to
him and we really feel you might be entitled to a share within the catch.”
Shocked, Mrs. Wilkens demanded, “If that’s the excellent news, what’s the good information?”
The trooper stated,
“We’re going to drag him up once more tomorrow.”
