Heaven’s Rewards… and One Very Awkward Twist
Dishonest husband d*es and makes it to the pearly gates.
St Peter appears at him and says “You had been untrue to your spouse 28 instances. Don’t fear, you’ll be accepted in — solely you gained’t get a model new automobile like those that had been extra loyal of their marriage”
Confused the person asks “I get a automobile although?”
St Peter replies “In fact. Everybody wants a automobile in heaven to get round. Solely you’ll be receiving a beat up previous Ford Pinto “
In the meantime the person sees a few his previous pals receiving their automobiles.
The primary man had one minor affair throughout a tough patch in his marriage and was given a pleasant Toyota Camry. The second man is granted a model new Lamborghini for by no means even serious about one other girl apart from his spouse.
Abruptly, inside heaven, the person with the Ford Pinto begins crying. Involved, his two pals examine on him to ask him why he’s so unhappy.
He factors to his spouse who’s driving round on a pair of curler skates
