BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
Pricey Spouse,
I’m writing you this letter to let you know that I’m leaving you without end. I’ve been a very good man to you for 7 years & I’ve nothing to point out for it. These final 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss referred to as to inform me that you simply stop your job at the moment & that was the final straw. Final week, you got here residence & didn’t even discover I had a brand new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a model new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all your soaps. You don’t inform me you’re keen on me any extra; you don’t need intercourse or something that connects us as husband & spouse. Both you’re dishonest on me otherwise you don’t love me any extra; regardless of the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husban
P.S. don’t attempt to discover me. Your SISTER & I are transferring away to West Virginia collectively! Have an awesome life!
Pricey Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day greater than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I’ve been married for 7 years, though a very good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps a lot as a result of they drown out your fixed whining & griping Too unhealthy that doesn’t work. I DID discover once you obtained a haircut final week, however the 1st factor that got here to thoughts was ‘You look identical to a lady!’ Since my mom raised me to not say something for those who can’t say one thing good, I didn’t remark. And once you cooked my favorite meal, you should have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, as a result of I ended consuming pork 7 years in the past.
About these new silk boxers: I turned away from you as a result of the $49.99 price ticket was nonetheless on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had simply borrowed $50 from me that morning. In spite of everything of this, I nonetheless cherished you & felt we may work it out. So after I hit the lotto for 10 million {dollars}, I stop my job & purchased us 2 tickets to Jamaica However after I obtained residence you have been gone.. All the things occurs for a motive, I assume. I hope you’ve the fulfilling life you all the time wished. My lawyer mentioned that the letter you wrote ensures you gained’t get a dime from me. So take care.
