A 96-year-old man slowly shuffled right into a pharmacy, leaning on his cane.
He walked as much as the counter, smiled politely, and mentioned, “Son, I’d like to purchase six Viagra tablets… however might you chop each into 4 items for me?”
The pharmacist regarded stunned.
“In fact I can, sir… however you already know 1 / 4 of a capsule isn’t sufficient to provide you a full erection.”
The outdated gentleman laughed and waved his hand.
“Oh, I do know that.”
The pharmacist frowned. “Then why would you like them minimize into quarters?”
The outdated man leaned in with a smile and mentioned,
“At my age, I don’t want an erection anymore.”
He paused simply lengthy sufficient for the pharmacist to look much more confused.
“I simply want it protruding far sufficient…”
“…so I can cease peeing on my slippers!”
The pharmacist burst out laughing, and shortly all the pharmacy was making an attempt to not do the identical.
